If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 50 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,

he blames the bartender.

If your children are brats without manners,

You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,

the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die heart-break-attack in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates, ya hear???