“Every morning the two ravens Hugin and Munin, are loosed and fly over Midgard; I always fear that Thought may not wing his way home, but my fear for Memory is greater.” (Translation of Grimnismal) Thought is realization, experience, of… Continue reading

>GOD RESPONDS TO PARIS HILTON'S CLAIMS SHE FOUND HIM Speaking in what is only His second interview in more than two millenia, God has said He wants to be categorically ‘on the record’ that Paris Hilton definitely hasn’t found him. His comments were made to Moses XLIII, the forty-third generation descendent of Moses who recorded God’s first interview. “There’s no way Paris Hilton could have found me,” Moses quoted God as saying on his ABC television program ‘Stone Tablet News’ on Monday. “I am Almighty and I don’t just move in mysterious ways, I’m darn good at playing hide-and-seek!” Moses said God, who sounded in fine spirits despite dwindling numbers of believers, thinks Hilton had Him confused with His only begotten son, Jesus.