The Story Of Socrates . . . One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance. The acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"     "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the 'Triple Filter Test'."     "Triple… Continue reading

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 killos. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Continue reading

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 50 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.If your children are brats without manners,You blame television.If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the