Archive for the Humor Category

Cultivating the Famine

Oct

18

Famine relief fundHe was a senior clerk at municipal office, naturally unsatisfied, struggling and angry about his own work. He was looking for a rescue from his poor state and he came to know the government plan to employ some good workers at areas suffering food shortage and crisis. He thought of devoting himself for this noble cause, hoping for emancipation by serving the human kind, helping the famine hit poor. Yet, it was not that easy to get a chance to be employed at the regions suffering famine. He knew he would need a high approach and references from higher officials and politicians and he was ready to bribe some. All of his colleagues who were employed for the famine relief programme were already glittering like a fresh red rose within a month, while he was still suffering the same old job and he was determined to get a chance at any cost.

He came to my house very early in the morning and said, “Madam, “koi Jugaad lagaao“; help me in finding a way out. I asked, for what? Continue reading



Carbon emission norms: A green initiative

Mar

2

Globalization not only has raised a stage of cultural sharing and expansions, it has provided a wider scope in every aspect of common life whole round the world.
National politics is also not unscathed of the global effects. Out national politics and economics, so much depends on the various global international groups, organizations, planning commissions, treaties and protocols.
One of the most important of them is the Kyoto Protocol and Environmentalism is the new political mantra at the helm.
Almost every other country is now whirling around to cut the carbon emission rates.
Now when there are enough evidences that global warming is nothing but a fake idea, the environmentalist politicians have a new way to rush upon their emotional tactics based on the call to “save mother earth”. Continue reading



Dowry- The Other Facet

Jun

8

Talks of dowry are nothing new for Indians. No matters how much the percentage of literacy has been increased, or how much standards of living have been enhanced, such cursed cultural-religious ceremonial system of marriage remains in the realm of Indian marriages. The bride’s family pays a dowry to the groom to recognize that he will provide good life and security for his wife… Continue reading



Interview With God

May

29

>\GOD RESPONDS TO PARIS HILTON’S CLAIMS SHE FOUND HIM
Speaking in what is only His second interview in more than two millenia, God has said He wants to be categorically ‘on the record’ that Paris Hilton definitely hasn’t found him. His comments were made to Moses XLIII, the forty-third generation descendent of Moses who recorded God’s first interview.

“There’s no way Paris Hilton could have found me,” Moses quoted God as saying on his ABC television program ‘Stone Tablet News’ on Monday. “I am Almighty and I don’t just move in mysterious ways, I’m darn good at playing hide-and-seek!”

Moses said God, who sounded in fine spirits despite dwindling numbers of believers, thinks Hilton had Him confused with His only begotten son, Jesus.



The Universe has had another Orgasm

May

19

On the 7th May this year, it was noted that the Universe had had another orgasm. These orgasms are cataclysmic. I say that the orgasm was noted on the 7th May, but there is a wee problem. The Universe has been expanding for about 15 thousand million years; the faster parts of… Continue reading



Protectors of Physics against the pseudo-scientists, quacks and daydreamers

Apr

26


Where it should be the age of reason, India and in fact whole world is facing the quagmires of irrationalities, conformist moralities, pseudo-sciences, and games of quacks. Clairvoyant hotlines propagations, politicians confer with astrologers and public rebuff their doctor’s recommendations in their gullible belief for “alternative therapy” proposed by quacks, pseudo-scientists, and religious looters, an infant is lead to… Continue reading



Bonsai, socialistic collectivistic controlling and peer pressure.

Apr

18

Bonsai, socialistic collectivistic controlling and peer pressure.

Living like a Bonsai aren’t we? Controlled under the supercilious governing bodies of society.
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Sculpted to please,
Beauty contained’
Nurtured with love ,
Checked and tamed.
Tortured we are,
Bound and bent’
Grown to perfection,
With meticulous care.


Flattery and Manipulation

Apr

5

Flattery and Manipulations People use Flattery and Manipulation to get what they want.
This is something I just do not do. It is manipulative. I do see it happen in life though.
Flattery and Manipulation
Let’s say there is a woman who wants a man, but… Continue reading



The Pareidolia effect, the Mysterious Girl on Mars and IBN7

Jan

24

The Pareidolia effect, the Mysterious Girl on Mars and IBN7

Rumors and Illusions create a valid way for money. And this example clearly shows it.
Obviously, the news agencies like IBN7 and others whole round the world enjoy such illusions to make money. (here)
After all, it is a sizzling news


Highbrow Humor!

Apr

25


The Story Of Socrates . . .

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance. The acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?”

 

 

Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the ‘Triple Filter Test’.”

 

 

Triple… Continue reading