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GOD RESPONDS TO PARIS HILTON’S CLAIMS SHE FOUND HIM
Speaking in what is only His second interview in more than two millenia, God has said He wants to be categorically ‘on the record’ that Paris Hilton definitely hasn’t found him. His comments were made to Moses XLIII, the forty-third generation descendent of Moses who recorded God’s first interview.
“There’s no way Paris Hilton could have found me,” Moses quoted God as saying on his ABC television program ‘Stone Tablet News’ on Monday. “I am Almighty and I don’t just move in mysterious ways, I’m darn good at playing hide-and-seek!”
Moses said God, who sounded in fine spirits despite dwindling numbers of believers, thinks Hilton had Him confused with His only begotten son, Jesus.
Valmiki Ramayana ended with the return of Ram-Sita to Ajodhya, Valmiki presented characters of Ram-Sita as simple human beings with uncompromising reasonable morals and there was no FIRE-TEST for Sita in Valmiki Ramayana!
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Sitting silently,
Drifting down upon the stream,
They break in upon my laughter.
Sitting secretly,
Floating down amid their dreams.
A small fairy floated over the bed. Under the blankets a figure tossed but then there was no movement. Two other fairies appeared and they giggled, coming up with a plan in their heads.
“Your majesty wake up.” One of them said giving her one last chance.
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